Put some fun in your life!


Deep Thoughts

If nobody is perfect, and I'm a nobody, am I perfect?

Why are they called apartments if they are joined together?

An archaeologist is a best husband a woman can get.

As older she grows, the more interested he isin her.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?

I love being married. It’s so great to find that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Anyone who thinks he is too small to make a difference has never been in bed with a mosquito.

I wear my wife’s glasses because she wants me to see things her way.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.